Kinky Lamp/Table/Phone-charger

A phone-charger with underpants: you know you need one.
Brighten your home or office with this attractive phone-charge station and lamp table set on a lovely pair of legs, (and being made in Ulster, modesty has been ensured with a nice pair of women’s underpants.)
The electrical fittings are fully PAT-tested; and you are welcome to pat-test the rest of it for yourself.
The table top is on a bit of an angle, because it’s supposed to be kinky, of course.